Memes For Early Risers

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    Sleeve - uber driver: fun night? me:
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    Dog - When today's safety meeting is about what you did yesterday
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    Photograph - I don't care how "comfy" people say these shoes are. This is how I feel when I see them @IAMKATHARRIS HTV
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    Rectangle - Why'd u like my picture from 2017? Weirdo 14:34 O Message... I'm not weird U just haven't looked good for a while Seen 8
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    Font - mark @TheCatWhisprer [at 9:30PM] i shouldn't have stayed up this late
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    Font - Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like they could swoop out of the sky and snatch your dinner from a lake.
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    Forehead - When you ask your kid to Smile for a picture. MARE LuDee
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    Dog - When you say you want to buy something in front of your phone Google Amazon Facebook
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    Human body - Samantha Matt @SamanthaMatt1 In my 20s, I refused to wear the same thing more than once. In my 30s, I wear the same 3 things on a rotating basis. That is growth
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    Green - me, making a phone call: god i hope they don't answer @bugalizado
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    Arm - When work is slowly crushing you but you have to try to be positive because you have bills to pay.... @officialworkmemes
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    Sky - This little light of mine, I'm going to let it shine I sing as I open the fridge for my midnight feeding
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    Product - Professional Worrier @pro_worrier__ @professional_worrier__ I don't want to pay for cable sol have 1200 subscriptions instead
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    Rectangle - Do y'all ever scare tf out of yourself for no reason ? Like I'll be downstairs getting juice and I'll tell myself "imagine if someone was standing behind you rn waiting for you to turn around" like I had NO REASON to do that to myself
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    Vertebrate - gen z and gen x "stop adding 'lol' to the end of every sentence!" "lol" millennials
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    Product - Companies when they use Z instead of S yan UFON
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    Eyebrow - Husband: "How come all our Netflix suggestions are for shows about murder and crime?" Me:
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    Cat - When you lie on your resume but still get the job 警犬 POLICE DOG
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    Customer - If anyone is looking to buy me a gift, I wear a size... First class seat on a flight to Dubai
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    Property - Sometimes you should tell people different stories about your life, so that when they gossip about u they argue
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    Rectangle - Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Every group chat births a second smaller group chat without the annoying people, and if you think yours doesn't, I have some bad news
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    Font - Used to wonder why my parents couldn't grasp technology but now anytime I see something new I'm like "I'm not learning that."
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    Musical instrument - This next song is called "I Just Cleaned the Kitchen. Why are There Dishes in the Sink Again?" @TheMotherOctopus 11.1.
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    Property - Finally cleaned out my middle kitchen drawer. M50 MIDDA 01-320011
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    Font - slate @PleaseBeGneiss [weekdays] me: i am stressed [weekends] me: i am stressed but i can stay up late
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    Facial expression - Canaffle Dax @Canaffle My friend showed me how they fixed the water stain on the ceiling in their office.
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    Tin - A can't of coke (:( 6
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    Happy - People saying it's 2023 Me still processing 2020:
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    Human - me when i go in public and the public is there ART FOR THE 1 LECH
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    Organism - TRUDY @thetrudz Shoutout to ppl who save documents every 2.1 seconds while working on them because you lost one file 21 years ago & won't be caught slipping again.
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    Jaw - Me waiting for my neighbors to go inside before I leave the house
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    Forehead - Raise your hand if 97% of the contacts in your phone are useless
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    Primate - When you've switched lines at the store and the one you just left starts moving faster.
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    Forehead - "you free?" "yeah" *incoming call*
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    Forehead - When you ask someone for directions and they start using words like east and west IG: therecoveringproblemchild Thanks for the geography homework ifunny.co
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    Organism - THERE'S NO BETTER KARATE INSTRUCTOR, THAN A SPIDER WEB IN YOUR FACE
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    Organism - My kid drew a portrait of me yesterday. Needless to say, I'm at the hairdressers tomorrow 2
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    Forehead - When you open the oven to check if the pizza is done
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    Product - I cook meals for the homeless, drug addicts, people with addictions to gambling and alcohol. That sort of thing No. Wetherspoons 11:21 am 11:17 am FF Charity work? 11:20 am ✔
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    Font - kim ♡> @kimchrstina anyone else really picky about what fork they use for literally no reason
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    Gesture - When you're ex appears on your Facebook memories @Creepyholics
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    Forehead - When you're over 30 and awake past 9 pm able Cruise "You have to call me Night Hawk"
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    Rectangle - STUPIO Stupid Resumes RESUMES @stupidresumes You ever accidentally work a job you hate for like 7 years just cause you're too lazy to update your resume?
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    Rectangle - connor Wood @fibulaa Really incredible what the human body is capable of like how I can be 7 minutes late to a meeting that's happening on my laptop sitting next to me on the couch
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    Font - As soon as I get paid: Rent due, lights due, Car note due, insurance due, Mountain Dew, baby shark Doo Doo, every dang thing due
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    Product - Other Moms: "This summer we're doing camp, swim lessons, Disney, 16 craft projects, a short documentary on whales and a family 5k. What are your plans?" Me:
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    Font - Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name's gone, he's gone. Hangman that mf.

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